sigoynerblod:

OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS

THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK

(Source: scumstains, via damnthatswhatshesaid)

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

(via akitosfinebutt)

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

(via lokidokeey)

riddlemeroxy:

whoredoeuvre:

thelittlekneesofbees:

lowlyminion:

The right to free speech (if you live in a country that allows you that) means the government won’t put you in jail for what you’re saying. It doesn’t protect you from other people telling you to shut the fuck up.

PARDON ME WHILE I FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVER.

THANK YOU

(Source: casfelldown, via tnnyoh)

amittediem:

When you see a sentence in parentheses do you read it like the person is whispering to you, or is that just me?

(via thebubblyterror)