May 2013
sigoynerblod:
OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS
THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK
stylinsmut:
im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
titytwochainz:
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
I'm gonna say this once
riddlemeroxy:
whoredoeuvre:
thelittlekneesofbees:
lowlyminion:
The right to free speech (if you live in a country that allows you that) means the government won’t put you in jail for what you’re saying. It doesn’t protect you from other people telling you to shut the fuck up.
PARDON ME WHILE I FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVER.
THANK YOU
amittediem:
When you see a sentence in parentheses do you read it like the person is whispering to you, or is that just me?
thetumblr-thisisatumblr:
14th2:
aiclan:
afrogay:
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
that means we have to kill him now
dudemau5 replied to your photo: Early night, clean face ready for Hulu.
daaamn
I’m not sure if this is a good damn or bad damn >.>
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When We Cuddle,
bitchez-brew:
I hope you dont mind if I,
wrap my legs around yours
lay my head above your heart
run my hands through your hair
play footsie with you
put my hand on your tummy
play with yours hands
give you fishy kisses
talk about my day
sing you a song
fall asleep in your arms
sacrifice you to satan
Babe.
3 tags
I never understood why some guys are inclined to...
fightblr:
lunamuerte:
wehidebehindstars:
Like…
She’s not the only one doing the sex.
You are also doing the sex.
YOU ARE ALSO DOING THE SEX.
HOW CAN YOU JUDGE HER FOR DOING THE SEX WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE SEX ALSO.
YES YES YES YES
Plus she’s doing you a solid. That’s like someone lending you their car and the you calling them a prick for it. Jesus.
9 tags
Don't you realize how every girl's blog or profile...
imaginarycircus:
rabioheab:
my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out
Best wishes on your exorcism.
“Every tree, every plant, has a spirit. People may say that a plant has no mind....”
– Pablo César Amaringo retired Peruvian ayahuasquero (via wild-rover)
6 tags
Stressed!
The thought of reconsidering my friendship with some of my friends has crossed my mind more than once, but I have always brushed it off. I really do love a lot of people, and there is no one I have met in my life that I hate. Even when I meet someone that I dislike or have qualities that I dislike, I try to look past it and focus on anything positive and sometimes they are not in my life for very...
